| The Distance Travelled :: Prime Books :: Novelette by Brett A. Savory |
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Why have certain denizens of Hell taken to throwing farm animals
through innocent folks' kitchen windows? How long does it take
a dead, desiccated gas attendant to walk out to his pumps? What sort
of relationship do the Lord of the Underworld and Hell's Head
Torturer have, besides the obvious professional one? What kind of
air conditioning units do they use down there? Do they listen to
Cyndi Lauper? What is Hell's official currency, and by what criteria
did the Big Red Fella choose it? Can pigs eat cereal with a spoon?
What nameless beast dwells in the flame pit near the hole to
Upside? What is Upside, for that matter, and why should you care,
anyway?
Within the pages of this book, you will find the answers to these confounding questions, as well as probably the most pressing question of them all: "Who yo' daddy?" The film rights for this novelette were recently optioned. More details as they become available. Bonus Story: Author's first short story, "Fright Night," written when he was eleven years old. | |||||||
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