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Meet the laziest vampire to ever walk the earth. Given a choice
between hopping rooftops at night hunting for prey or plopping on
a recliner and watching all-night Brady Bunch reruns, this vampire's
all too happy to sink his derierre in that Lay-Z-Boy. But he still
has to feed. What's a slacker vampire to do? What, indeed? Get
a job in a blood bank, of course! But first he has to get past
one tough, unamused, no-nonsense interviewer who may be on to our
friend's aspirations to go "drinking on the job."
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