Wicked Hollow #2: April 2002
Reader Contributions for Wicked Hollow #2:
Jon Hodges, Wicked Hollow
2003-03-21
#1: Oh, that was your daughter?
#2: Oh, that was your wife?
#3: Oh, that was your sister?
#4: Oh, that was your mother?
#5: Oh, that was you?
Michael Arnzen, U.S.A.
2003-03-21
#1: No.
#2: More.
#3: Please.
#4: Yum.
#5: Yes.
D.M. Rowles, U.S.A.
2003-03-21
#1: Thanks, I needed that.
#2: A little to the left.
#3: A little to the right.
#4: You remind me of my high school algebra teacher.
#5: Can I take a potty break?
Sherry Gray, U.S.A.
2003-03-21
#1: There is something erotic about a staff, dont you think?
#2: I have always wanted an iron maiden figure.
#3: Do you think this rack makes me look thin?
#4: Black really is not your color, you should add a dramatic red accessory, like a scarf.
#5: My nose itches, do you mind?
Terry Hickman, U.S.A.
2003-03-21
#1: Is that the best you can do?
#2: That was kinda nice!
#3: Trim my toenails while you are at it, would you?
#4: This is lots better than your boring dinner parties.
#5: Oh -- pardon me, did you say something?
Mark Rudolph,
2003-03-21
#1: I hope you do not mind if I ask, but where did you go to school to learn your trade?
#2: Riddle-me, riddle-me, riddle-me-ree, I see something that you dont see and the color of it is ...
#3: I am sorry, I must have fallen asleep. Can we start over?
#4: That reminds me. I think I left the iron on.
#5: Wow! In this light, you look exactly like Pat Boone.
John Shanahan,
2003-03-21
#1: Slow down, baby ... make it last.
#2: Is that real leather?
#3: Smack! Whack! Ka-pow!
#4: Oh, great ... now I have a woody.
#5: Hey ... pull my finger.
M.S. Rockwell, U.S.A.
2003-03-21
#1: Give me liberty or give me ... oh, wait ...
#2: Would you mind calling my sister and letting her know I am going to be late?
#3: I wonder if my life insurance policy covers this?
#4: You are going to have to do better than that -- I went to a Catholic school.
#5: Your momma is so ...
Sarah Crabtree, U.K.
2003-03-21
#1: Ouch
#2: What happens if I actually survive?
#3: Dont give up the day job.
#4: Dont tell me. You are a frustrated writer, too.
#5: Didnt you used to teach me English?
Matthew Fryer, U.K.
2003-03-21
#1: Let me guess, you are impotent, right?
#2: So, how much do I owe you for this session?
#3: They do say that putting things up there means you have sexuality issues ...
#4: That nerve died hours ago, mate.
#5: You sure are sweating! Maybe if you lost a little weight ...
Dave Bowlin, U.S.A.
2003-03-21
#1: Okay, okay. I lied. No, really, I lied ...
#2: It was just a joke!
#3: You mean that stuff is real?
#4: I want my mommy ...
#5: Can I have my last request? Good. I would like to request your wife.
Christina Sng, Earth
2003-03-21
#1: So, that was your wife whom I was bonking all this while ...
#2: I am due to inherit a great fortune real soon.
#3: Up close you are even uglier.
#4: Was that a toupee I saw fall off your head?
#5: I think you have real talent with that cleaver.
Sk8ergabi, At Home
2003-04-22
#1: I gotta pee....
#2: Can i have some money ....
#3: I forgot to put my makeup on ....
#4: Will you finish this term paper....
#5: Uh hold on my girfriend's on the phone....
Anya, Alabamer
2003-04-24
#1: Bite me.
#2: Oh yeah, do it to me, baby!
#3: This just isn't doing anything for me.
#4: Can we try the water wheel next? I'm thirsty.
#5: This is just the warm-up, right?
John Sunseri, Portland Oregon
2004-01-06
#1: Oh, wait - you left a little flap of skin on, right there...
#2: Fine, fine - you're the dominant one. You win. Can we freaking have dinner, now?
#3: You know, I never would have predicted you could get a whole live octopus up there!
#4: Wouldn't you just know it! And I just used my last tube of testicle-soothing cream!
#5: Excuse me, sir, but that needle at the base of my spinal cord really hurts, and I'd like you to remove it...
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